It is highly unlikely that we will ever see an Asterix
adventure called "Asterix in New Zealand".
But we can certainly imagine what might happen. Getafix
has discovered a recipe for a new magic potion, but it requires
magical plants from undiscovered worlds. Asterix and Obelix
set off to on a long voyage (or magic carpet ride?) and
eventually discover New Zealand. They meet the local Maori,
Asterix rides a moa, Obelix takes a bath in the Rotorua
hot mud pools and they bring back the magical plant - kiwifruit!
It will never happen of course. But we Kiwis still love
Asterix, and he is well known in our country.
Any library's children's section is incomplete with a whole
row dedicated to the Asterix books (though often Asterix
very kindly shares the row with Tintin!). I would be constantly
getting Asterix books out of the library, set up a hammock
in my backyard, and lie down for an afternoon of the greatest
pleasure imaginable - reading lots and lots of Asterix books!
At my school, the Asterix series were prominently displayed,
and each library the shelf would be decimated as people
took them down to read. For some of my school friends, Asterix
proved such an obsession that we started our own "Asterix
Club" and each assumed characters - I was "Getafix".
I remember dressing up as Getafix for a special school book
day in which we had to dress up as our favourite literary
characters. I attatched a carboard beard with cotton wool
stuck on it, and tucked a white towel into my belt. We'd
organise special Asterix get togethers were we'd watch the
Asterix movies, play Asterix inspired games and even eat
some Roast Boar (okay.. grilled pork).
Since those glory days of an Asterix filled childhood,
Asterix has stayed with me as this website is a testament
to. Its been around in some form or another since 2001.
It began as a personal fanpage, but branched out and became
more and more international as I tried to fill the holes
in Asterix enthusiasm on the web. It has been remiss of
me not to have a dedicated Asterix page for New Zealanders.
This article is well overdue.
If you're a Kiwi Asterix fan, I'd
love to hear some comments from you! Whats your NZ Asterix
story?