There have been 8 cartoon Asterix movies and three live-action
movies made about Asterix correct? Wrong.
Lost in the sands of time are further Asterix films
- some completed, some only with screenplays written, and
some that were never anything more than an idea.
On this page I chronicle some of the rarities of Asterix's
world - Asterix films that have been lost... for better
or worse.
"Deux
romains en Gaule": Two Romans in Gaul
The year is 1967AD. France is entirely conquered
by the comic book Asterix. Well, not entirely Asterix's
adventures have done phenomenally well in print, but some
are calling for a live-action Asterix film. On 25 February
a one-hour black and white film debuts on French Television.
Asterix and Obelix are not the heroes of this film but two
Roman Legionaries "Ticketbus" and "Prospectus".
However, the film is hugely significant in the history of
Asterix in that it is set in the world of the Asterix comics,
is written by Rene Goscinny, features cameos by Goscinny and
Uderzo and most importantly: it contains possibly the first
animated screen appearance by Asterix and Obelix.
So why then do so few Asterix fans know of
its existence?
I myself didn't know anything about this film
until a few days ago when my friend from Germany Erik Hevers
wrote to me explaining the film's history. Most of the following
information I am indebted to him for providing.
Ever since Asterix really took off in France in the early
1960s there had been the idea to turn Asterix into a live-action
film (see the feature "More Live Action Movies"
on this page below). Goscinny always steadfastly refused -
he believed Asterix and Obelix could never be played by real
live human actors. The anatomical differences were just too
great (with the release of the live-action Asterix movies
we can test this theory!). However, because the demand was
still strong Goscinny set about writing a script for a movie
set in the Asterixian world created by Uderzo and himself,
yet without the well-known characters from the books.
"Deux romains en Gaule" (Two Romans in Gaul)
was born.
The film's protagonists are the two Roman legionaries
Ticketbus and Prospectus who become tired of their legionary
existence and decide to retire in Gaul. Goscinny and
Uderzo act in the movie ("Le dictionnaire
Goscinny" informs us Uderzo was a pavement
artist and Goscinny is a Gaulish waiter).
For fans disappointed that live action incarnations of Asterix
and Obelix were absent there WAS a sweetener - an animated
Asterix and Obelix from the books appeared in a scene where
they talked to an imprisoned (real life) Roman. They were
voiced by Roger Carel and Jacques Morel - Carel has voiced
all of Asterix's animated screen appearances in France from
Asterix the Gaul in 1967 to Asterix and the Vikings in 2006,
and Morel voiced Obelix in Asterix the Gaul and Asterix and
Cleopatra.
This film would seemingly be hugely important in the history
of the Asterix series and yet, it is well and truly lost.
The movie was only ever broadcast in France, and of course
before the invention of VCR recorders so no copy as been displayed
in public again.
There are only a few sources of information about the movie
on the internet, and none on the official Asterix site. There
is an imdb.com,
allocine.fr
and wikipedia.fr
entry for "Deux romains en Gaule", as well as a
mention in French on goscinny.net
for which we can cobble together the following "Vital
Statistics" regarding the film:
Title:Deux Romains en Gaule
Title translated to English : Two Romans
in Gaul
Screenplay by: Rene Goscinny with Albert
Uderzo and Pierre Tchernia
Directed by: Pierre Tchernia
Broadcast: 25 February 1967, France
Duration: One Hour
Cast
Ticketbus: Roger Pierre
Prospectus: Jean-Marc Thibault
Decurion: Jean Yanne
Asterix (voice): Roger Carel
Obelix (voice): Jacques Morel
Featuring: Albert Uderzo, Rene Goscinny,
Robert Beauvais, Jean Bellanger , Maurice Biraud ,
Anne-Marie Carrière, Viviane Chiffre, Roger
Couderce, Pierre Dac, Max Desrau, Albert Dinan, Max
Elloy, Jean Franval, Jacqueline Huet, Bernard Lavalette,
Pierre Mondy, Patrick Préjean, Monique Saintey,
Anne Sand, Pierre Tornade, Lino Ventura
Goscinny.net also provides us with a quote from Goscinny
about the making of the film:
"Jouer l'envers de l'histoire, c'est terrible
! C'est même terriblement rigolo. Et nous nous sommes
terriblement amusés à tourner cette série
de sketches pour la television" (Playing the other
side of the story, it's terrible! It is even terribly funny.
And we were terribly amused to turn this series of sketches
for television)
Goscinny.net also features this regetably
small ensemble of colour images from the film. This compounds
the mystery of the film - if Goscinny wrote the story
so he did not have to have actors portraying the roles,
why is there an image of an "Obelix" looking
actor?
The film does indeed have many mysteries.
Not least of which, does it contain the first animated
appearance of Asterix and Obelix?
Let me explain. The first animated Asterix movie - Asterix
the Gaul - was made by Georges Darguad without the knowledge
of Goscinny and Uderzo. The authors were unable to halt its
release in cinemas in 1967 where it proved a smash hit. 1967
is significant for us here, because it was of course in February
that "Two Romans in Gaul" was broadcast. I am unable
to find the original French release date for Asterix the Gaul,
but the German Comedix.de site has the release as late 1967.
This would mean that this authorised film pipped Gaul by several
months to feature the first animated rendering of Asterix
and Obelix. An incidental factoid is that Asterix the Gaul
was originally intended as a television movie.
But the further mystery is how "Two Romans in Gaul"
fits with what we know about the production of Asterix movies
at the time. The same producers of Gaul were also preparing
an animated Asterix and the Golden Sickle (see article below)
which Goscinny and Uderzo were able to stop the release of.
G&U went ahead instead with their own animated feature
Asterix and Cleopatra which was released in December 1968.
The question is, when was Two Romans in Gaul made? It seems
it would be during the same time that Gaul/Golden Sickle were
being made. In this case, we might question when Goscinny
and Uderzo found out about these productions. For all 3 movies
curiously use the same voice actors for Asterix and Obelix
(Carel and Morel). Was Gaul already using these voice actors
when the production was revealed to Goscinny and Uderzo so
they hired them for "Two Romans in Gaul"? Or were
they used for "Two Romans in Gaul" first? It's all
very muddy and I'm not sure how this particular puzzle fits
together.
There is one last source for the film which has proved most
interesting for Asterix scholars. There is a 90 minutes long
French documentary "Rene Goscinny - Profession Humoriste"
which contains approximately 2 minutes of footage from "Deux
romains en Gaule", as well as some behind the scenes
footage (likely from the "Making of Two Romans in Gaul"
directed by J. Locquin that Goscinny.net mentions). It is
the only taste of the film that fans can partake at this present
time.
It contains the following extracts from "Deux Romains
en Gaule":
1. An animated Obelix emerging from a wall and joining
up with Asterix to converse with an imprisoned Roman (Erik
makes the observation that the rendering of Asterix and
Obelix in "Deux Romains en Gaule" is of better
quality than Asterix the Gaul - Asterix and Obelix are
shown with five fingers on each hand in this film, while
in Gaul all the characters only had four! "These
early filmmakers were crazy!")
2. Goscinny as the waiter serving the legionaries. At
the beginning of this clip, Uderzo(?) is drawing Asterix
in chalk on the street.
3. Romans talking to Getafix looking Druids reminiscent
of the Forest of Carnutes from Asterix
and the Goths - there even appears to be a magic potion!
Below, for Asterix NZ readers, is this segment from the Goscinny
Documentary. But it comes with a warning from Erik "But
beware! If you have seen this once you'll be excited to watch
the rest as well (although it's in french only) and it won't
be easy to accept that we'll never get to see it. I know,
what I'm talking about!"
There is a small ray of hope - at least one copy of "Deux
romains en Gaule" still exists. On 30.6.2007 the whole
movie was screened once in a single French cinema for the
30th Anniversary of Rene Goscinny's death.
The chances are slim whether Asterix fans like
you or I will ever get to see it. I hope we do - the concept
sounds hilarious and the prospect of seeing Asterix, Obelix,
Goscinny and Uderzo all within the one film is delicious.
This episode of Asterix's history deserves and demands to
be released for all Asterix fans.
Asterix
and the Golden Sickle
Productions Darguard Films
were the first to see the animated film potential
of the Asterix stories. They made two cartoon movies
- Asterix the Gaul (which
was released in cinemas with much success) and Asterix
and the Golden Sickle. The problem was, Uderzo
and Goscinny had no idea that these movies were made
and were not happy about it at all when they found
out. According to Asterix.com Goscinny and Uderzo
were invited to a film screening by Georges Darguad
and were "and were staggered to see a cartoon
using their story and their graphics." They
couldn't stop Gaul from
being released but "to prevent a chill wind
blowing up between the publisher/producer and his
much venerated authors" the Asterix and the
Golden Sickle Film project was ceremoniously dumped.
Goscinny and Uderzo instead went on to make Asterix
and Cleopatra under their own direction.
Asterix and the Golden Sickle has never been
released publicly and it is not known whether it was fully
or partially completed or if copies still exist. Our only
glimpse of what the film might have been comes from images
of six of the film's celluloids from the book "Asterix
- The Mirror World" released to catalogue this exhibition
held in Brussels, 2005.
Asterix the Gaul was a very poor movie so
this probably wouldn't have been very good. The background
plates above look nice, but the character animations seems
particularily crude - compare how Surplus Dairiprodus
(first picture) look's in book and film. Nevertheless,
seeing this film would be particularily interesting for curiosity's
sake.
Many thanks to Erik for providing the
above pictures!
Dogmatix
- The Movie
Asterix
and the Class Act has a short story "Chanticleerix
the Gaulish Cockerel" which Dogmatix, Obelix's faithful
pet, costars in. The notes accompanying the story is very
interesting: "The idea for this story came from a
projected film spin-off. With Rene Goscinny, Albert Uderzo
once planned a pilot for an animated cartoon film starring
Dogmatix - a rarity which has remained unknown".
This is all we know about the film, but it
is likely the Dogmatix
series of books contained plot ideas from the proposed
movie.
Asterix
3 : Asterix in Spain
Asterix live-action movie producer
Claude Berri hoped to follow up the success of Asterix:
Mission Cleopatra with a third film based on the
book Asterix
in Spain. Gerard Jugnot wrote the script and was
to direct.
Uderzo and Anne Goscinny were "not
interested" in the film. It is likely that
script widely deviated from the book which they were
not happy with, although no details about what these
were emerged.
What is most interesting about the movie is that they had
already cast people, thinking that it would go ahead. Christian
Clavier, who is not reprising his character Asterix in the
real Asterix
3, was apparently happy to do Asterix in Spain, with
Gerard Depardieu once again playing Obelix.
Actors Josiane Balasko, Thierry Lhermitte and Michel Blanc
were to be in the movie as well (having previously appearied
in Jugnot's Splendid), although it was not announced
who they would have played. Most likely Balasko and Lhermitte
would have played Chieftess and Chieftan of the Spanish
Village with Blanc as a Roman Centurion.
More
Live Action Movies
Erik sends this in:
"So, I want to inform you, that there indeed were
2 "projects" for a real live adaption a long time
before "Asterix
and Obelix take on Caesar" had been produced. In
the movie-book of the film there is a quotation from an Uderzo-interview.
He
tells us there, that the frist project for an real life movie
was initiated in the 1960s by the young, but prominent movie-director
Claude Lelouch. His idea was, not to make the film with professional
actors, but with people just from the street, which look like
Asterix, Obelix and co. Goscinny and Uderzo had had a first
working luncheon with Lelouch. But the project petered."
"The
second "project" has been initiated by the prominent
actor "Louis de Funès". He wanted
to make an Asterix movie and to play the role of Asterix in
it himself. Goscinny and Uderzo met him on a first working
luncheon as well, but they didn't make any progression. Furthermore
Goscinny and Uderzo got knowledge from the fact, that de Funès
wanted to play Asterix without any beard. Finally it came
to no further contact between the Asterix authors and de Funès.
There's no information in the book, in which year this happened."
Bonus!
This isn't really a proper Asterix Film, and
it isn't really lost... but is an animated appearance by Asterix
and Obelix! They feature on this french 1970 television advertisement
from Alcan. Alcan are known for aluminium and based in Canada
thus "There are no Romans here, we're Canadian!"
If you have any information
on these or other lost Asterix films please get
in contact with me.