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Cacofonix

Vital Statistics:
Name: Cacofonix
French Name: Assurancetourix
Meaning: Cacophony (a bad din)
Appearance: Very skinny with a long nose. His hair, although blonde (white, red, blue in some books) could be likened to another muscian, this one more recent, Elvis. Blue and white checqured shirt and white britches.
Marital Status: Batchelor (obviously.)
Occupation: Bard/muscian/nuisance and sometime school teacher
First Appears in: Asterix the Gaul

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"Cacofonix, the bard. Opinion is divided as to his musical gifts. Cacofonix thinks he's a genius. Everyone else thinks he's unspeakable. But so long as he doesn't speak, let alone sing, everybody likes him....."

Cacofonix - a misunderstood genus or a misguided fool? It seems that there is only a select few who like his music, and those few don't like it for its musical qaulity. Cacofonix's singing taught the Normans true fear (and it allowded them to fly) and his ability for his singing to cause rain, helped save the Indian Princess Orinjade from beheading. Why does Cacofonix insist in living in a village where he is misunderstood and attacked, just because of his persistance to sing?

Cacofonix and Fauliautomatix have a very strange friendship. Faulioutmatix punches Cacofonix every time he starts singing, but Faulioutomatix wants him to sing... At the end of Asterix and the Magic Carpet, Faulioutomatix was feeling lonely because Cacofonix wasn't around. How much do the village respect Cacofonix? As Getafix put it "He's an excellent sort when he doesn't sing". When Cacofonix announced he was leaving the village in Asterix and the Secret Weapon, the whole village gathered to beg Cacofonix to stay. Faulioutomatix was even willing to let him sing...

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So what is it about Cacofonix's singing voice that makes it so detestible? Right from the start it was out of tune and HORRIBLE! What is interesting to note though is that Cacofonix is a competant muscian, he played the fiddle with no qualms in Asterix the Gaul, the lyre in Asterix and the Normans, and conducted the invited bards in Asterix and the Actress.

In Asterix and the Magic Carpet, Cacofonix's fame had reached new heights - already famous for scaring out the spectators in Asterix the Gladiator and all the residants in the block of flats in The Mansions of Gods - now his voice angered the Gods so much that it started to rain whenever he sang.

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